Right now, we are deep into mowing season. So deep, in fact, that we’re in the rare time
when the heat stunts the growth of the lawn, and it only needs to be mowed once
a week. This is far more manageable than
the twice-a-week mows, which are needed from early Spring through mid-July,
and again from late- August until the leaves fall or the snow flies, whichever
comes first.
Like most, I take a certain amount of pride in my lawn. Just, not that much.
I rarely have time to mow on the exact day my wife thinks it
needs to be done. And, let’s just be honest,
mowing twice a week is nearly impossible.
That said, I certainly don’t want to be that guy on the block known for
the long lawn.
As wet as it was this year, I fear I may have become that
guy.
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In my defense, it was a very wet spring. If you failed to mow on the only day of the week it
didn’t rain, you’d have a jungle out there by the time the rain stopped long
enough to mow again.
I missed the optimum mowing window more than once this mowing season.
I’d stare through the rain-spattered windows
at my long, wet lawn, as my wife reminded me its "needs-to-be-mowed" status and as the neighbors
would drive by real slow just shaking their heads.
The worst of it occurred during our vacation week. I’d planned to mow it the day before we were
leaving, thinking it would grow just a little too long the week we were gone, but
not too much to get attention. Of
course, it rained for a solid three days before we left, and I didn't get a chance to give it the pre-vacation cut. By the time we got back from our annual excursion, the lawn had gone more than two whole, wet weeks without so
much as a trim.
I practically needed a machete just to get the lawnmower out
of the shed. And it took me two mows over
the next three days just to get caught up.
In the midst of the catch-up mows, I went out onto the lawn
one morning to find a little gift: Someone
had deposited two plastic kid lawnmowers right in the middle of our yard. These were toddler toys that looked like they’d
been enjoyed for quite a few years.
Maybe it was just a friendly neighbor whose kids had outgrown
these toys, and thought my young brood would play with them.
Or maybe it was the most clever lawn critique ever. Maybe all the neighbors had talked, and come up with a plan to get these crappy toys from some yard sale and stick them in my yard, in a subtle tribute to my lawn-care lameness.
Or maybe it was the most clever lawn critique ever. Maybe all the neighbors had talked, and come up with a plan to get these crappy toys from some yard sale and stick them in my yard, in a subtle tribute to my lawn-care lameness.
I still don’t know.
Now that we’re in the summer doldrums, I’m staying on top of it without any problems – except for the darn crabgrass.
So, I’d like to take this opportunity to publically apologize to my neighbors and the rest of the lawn-mowing world, and ask if I can be let back into the well-kept-lawn club. Besides, did you see the lawn of that guy on the corner? It’s a total mess.
Now that we’re in the summer doldrums, I’m staying on top of it without any problems – except for the darn crabgrass.
So, I’d like to take this opportunity to publically apologize to my neighbors and the rest of the lawn-mowing world, and ask if I can be let back into the well-kept-lawn club. Besides, did you see the lawn of that guy on the corner? It’s a total mess.
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