So they are engaged in a public conversation about what they can do to appeal to women, Hispanics, the middle class, and, generally, non-old, non-rich, non-white, non-dudes.
Here’s one quick idea. Maybe Republicans should stop anointing leaders who seem like they were pulled from the “bad guy” central casting file. It’s just a thought.
And, no, I’m not talking about Mitt Romney, necessarily, who we now have renewed fondness for since he became harmless again. Though he certainly fits the bill, too. Sure, on paper it seemed like the right year to run a CEO from an equity firm that displaced workers through outsourcing. But it just wasn’t to be.
I’m referring to the current crop of congressional leaders who have emerged in the post Romney-era to carry the torch for the Grand Old (White Dude) Party: Mitch McConnell and John Boehner.
You might remember them from their stellar bad guy performances in earlier films, "Pre-Existing Condition" and "Nightmare on Main Street."
So, my Republican friends, are you saying you couldn’t find anyone who came across as even slightly sympathetic? What about Paul Ryan. True, he was rumored to be a vampire and is politically to the right of Attila the Hun, but at least we got the impression he's a nice guy.
Boehner (sadly pronounced BAY-ner) and McConnell make us miss the cuddly Newt Gingrich, or that lovable Trent Lott. Sure, Newt and Trent were described as the epitome of evil back in their day. But in hindsight, we know better.
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